David Cameron rebrands Conservatives “The Cameron Party”
Fresh from controversy over claims that the Conservative Party are still a bunch of evil baby-stealing bastards, David Cameron has gone even further in distancing himself from the party’s history by...
View ArticleRecord Fuel Prices Ground Election Battle Buses
Ian D Smith: An election-weary public received some good news last night as the record-breaking high cost of fuel has meant that the battle buses of all three major parties in the forthcoming UK...
View ArticleGod takes temporary charge of UK, atheists ‘worried’
The Lord has seized control of the United Kingdom, saying that even he has had enough of “all this indecision bollocks”. In an unprecedented move, the CEO of Christianity declared interim leadership of...
View ArticleShepway District Council…what have you done with the money Sainsbury’s gave...
Well…I was a bit bored…so I thought I’d have another little look into Shepway’s organization of local by-elections to see if they had …oops…forgotten to tell any of the actual locals about them again....
View ArticleStop shaking your fists at Cameron and Clegg! Find out who’s really stuffing...
So, who’s on TV tonight then? It could be Richard Hammond (very probably). It could be Clare Balding (equally as probable). It could even be Ricky Gervais, starring in something nobody understands...
View ArticleQuestion Time! The answer to everything!
Question Time! You know…the one with David Dimbleby. There are celebrities (because we all like celebrities and will watch any show with celebrities on it) and there are politicians. Not just any...
View ArticleKent Tories cutting services to the elderly and disabled by £18.5 million –...
I can’t tell you how often I’ve heard people say, “Doesn’t matter who gets in, nothing will change”. If you’re talking about the three major parties in higher government, you could be right…but...
View ArticleGovernment caught spending our taxes on anything they like – upper classes...
Right…so the economy is still in a dire state, but at least we can all still tune in to BBC Question Time to find out what celeb is on this week and then immediately disregard everything else that’s...
View Article“Boiling kettles is making you skint, not the government!” says...
Well, just knowing the Energy Saving Trust is mainly funded by the government tells me all I need to know about their latest survey which advises us all to save money by using less hot water, less...
View ArticleShock as benefit claimants are relocated to live among lower income taxpayers
Oh my actual God. What is going on? One minute we’re all up in arms about benefit scroungers getting more than lower income taxpayers and then we’re moaning about cuts being made to their benefits....
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